So I get/am getting/had this crazy situation going on. You see/Picture this/Allow me to explain my first wife, well, she's actually still/totally/really a friend now. Like, we hang out, go/do/make stuff together, the whole shebang/nine yards/deal. At first, it was pretty weird/super awkward/kinda strange, but now it's just normal/chill/a thing. Tru